50 of the most unattractive wedding gowns you have ever laid eyes on

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When a young girl imagines her wedding day, she pictures herself walking down an aisle, capturing everyone’s attention with her princess-like appearance. As her soon-to-be husband sees her approaching him, he envisions a stunning bride in a gorgeous dress. This is the ideal scenario. However, the truth is that some brides have unconventional style preferences. Below, you will find a list of 50 of the most unattractive wedding dresses ever seen. If your betrothed shows up wearing one of these gowns, you may want to consider running in the opposite direction as quickly as possible.

Mermaid Missing Top

Are we submerged in the sea or are we still on solid ground? The bride’s skirt looks like a mermaid’s tail, and her revealing top adorned with delicate lace and pearls gives away her resemblance to a mermaid as she confidently makes her way down the aisle with most of the dress’s top portion seemingly missing. The intricate lace and pearls cause observers to gasp, hoping she doesn’t turn too suddenly to expose more than the wedding guests should see. Only a very slender model could carry off this look, unless, of course, she is indeed a mermaid.

Busting Out And Not Family Friendly

Grandma, please look away, as this wedding dress is not very suitable for all audiences. While it’s common to want to highlight certain attractive features to attract a partner, it’s also important to consider the appropriateness of showing them off publicly. The dress itself is simple and nice, but it might have been more elegant if the bride had chosen a style with more coverage for the top part. Adding straps could have been helpful, even though she clearly doesn’t need any extra support. The very narrow waistline only emphasizes the issue even more.

Taking The Plunge Or Cake Toppers

All that is required is a cake for the couple to stand on, or perhaps they are prepared to dive into the deep waters. The groom seems to be wearing either a wetsuit or has been completely painted. The bride is similarly attired in either a form-fitting white and swirly mermaid-style wetsuit or is adorned with body paint except for the leg gear. She chose not to wear a headpiece, but if she decides to, scuba gear or a swim cap would complement the look.

Beach Ready Wedding

If he were to confess, he might have secretly envisioned a wedding on the beach. However, I question whether he ever imagined that his bride would arrive looking like this. One can only hope that this photo captures the bachelorette party instead. The bride’s attire comprises a very revealing white bikini and a garter. It must be acknowledged that the ensemble is adorned with white and gold flowers that strategically cover the more private areas. This beach-appropriate wedding gown is notably lacking in fabric, although she does have footwear on. Furthermore, she already has her groom holding her bouquet.

Wait For The Honeymoon

Did the maid of honor neglect to inform the bride that she forgot a part of her dress? It seems like the bride is in a hurry to get to the honeymoon. Alternatively, this could be an undergarment rather than the actual dress. The skirt seems fine, and the veil is traditional and covers almost as much as the dress. The top, which only goes to the waistline, leaves little to the imagination. The sheer fabric might lead the groom’s thoughts astray and make him want to leave the reception early.

Busting Out All Over

Certainly! Sure, she may have something impressive that could make one proud, but it’s best to keep it private until the honeymoon. It’s unnecessary for the wedding guests to witness it all, as it might provoke speculation about cosmetic enhancements or natural attributes. Unfortunately, the reception is off as the bride invested the budget in enhancing a particular aspect for the groom’s eyes only. Let’s hope she secured her dress with strong adhesive to prevent any further exposure.

Excess Tissue Paper Found In The Trash

The bride’s attire gives the impression of rummaging through garbage or utilizing surplus tissue paper creatively. She seems to be enveloped in a wrinkled sheet of tissue or a worn-out napkin, with her footwear fashioned as mere cloth strips. Her headwear resembles either a beekeeper’s bonnet or an oversized inexpensive shower cap. The makeup renders her looking like a living dead person. Additionally, what is that visible on her upper right arm? It conjures an image of a white serpent slithering out for a strike.

Whoa Baby!

On her wedding day, the bride aims to make a prominent announcement, showcasing her visible baby bump. She hopes that this exposed bump will not cause any disruptions on their special day. There are likely more discreet methods to incorporate the unborn child into the wedding proceedings. The top of her attire is revealing and seems insecure. Additionally, the skirt’s slit is poised to reveal more as she walks down the aisle. With one misstep, she risks revealing more than just her expectant belly.

Ready For Bed

Good evening! This couple seems to be getting ready for sleep. They appear as if they just got out of bed, dressed in their cozy pajamas. It could be that he is wearing the top while she is attempting to fashion his pajama bottoms into a dress, although the result seems a bit off. The outfit is a mishmash, complete with a strategically placed peek-a-boo hole showing her belly button ring. Let’s now focus on the peculiar hood and oversized white bow tie. Was the hood meant to be a bridal veil originally, but somehow got mixed up? Or is he aiming for a resemblance to Grumpy Bear from the Care Bears?

Gravity Falls

Gravity is essential for keeping us rooted to the ground, but it can sometimes work against us. A lovely, romantic photoshoot turned comical due to the wrong angle. The beautiful wedding dress might have been perfect if the bride had opted for a different neckline instead of strapless. Adding the sheer, lacy jacket could have added a touch of modesty and elegance. The couple doesn’t seem at ease sitting on the fading grass, but the groom is trying to maintain eye contact with his bride, showing his devotion.

Bubble Queen

Bubble bath was unexpectedly poured into the Jacuzzi, leading to a whimsical scene. Alternatively, it could seem as though the person was placed on a parade float. However, she is looking pristine on her wedding day, appearing as though she is embraced in the voluminous skirt and veil. The detailed lace on the gauntlet and upper arms sets a promising tone for this dress. Yet, with one glance, it gives the impression of a bride relaxing in a bathtub overflowing with bubbles. But that’s not all; it’s almost like she has been adorned as the bubble queen with a shiny headpiece that parts a veil just as full as the gown’s skirt.

Full Of Hot Air

Is this a complex work of art, or is she in danger of bursting? Be cautious if you have any pointed items nearby. You might burst the whole gown of this bride, even with a white balloon tiara on top. Perhaps she met her groom at the circus where he crafted a balloon animal for her. Regardless of the inspiration behind this dress made of carefully arranged balloons and supported by a soft rainbow of balloons resembling wings, one thing is evident. She won’t be trying to take a seat unless she’s fine with a festive chorus of loud pops.

Head Hunter Bride

The groom should be careful not to upset the bride, as she seems to have a fascination with hair and might take extreme measures. Hopefully, the groom has a thick and healthy head of hair. This custom gown is unique because it contains 250 meters of human hair, which was previously attached to someone’s head. The majority of the hair is dyed in different shades of red, from light red to crimson, though the reason for this is unknown. It is also puzzling why the bride’s hair matches the red tones of the dress. What is evident is that the dress is truly one-of-a-kind.

They Did It For The Tee-Shirt

Similar to running a marathon or going to summer camp, the members of this wedding party all received a special tee-shirt to commemorate the occasion. Each person, from the bride and groom to the entire wedding party, sports a white tee-shirt with a blue emblem indicating their role in the event. It’s a bit tricky to distinguish whether the bride’s gown is actually constructed from tee-shirt material; it appears that she had “wifey” printed on the back of her dress. The groom’s shirt features a colorful photograph framed by blue swirls. At least the bride didn’t have to worry about incorporating “Something Blue” into her outfit.

Bride On Diaper Duty

Are you planning to use fabric or disposable materials? This question is usually asked to new mothers rather than a bride planning her gown. While selecting her wedding party, she may have taken into account their ages. However, she decided to wear the dress herself instead of choosing dresses for her bridesmaids. Her wedding gown was crafted entirely from disposable diapers. Perhaps next time, consider dressing the bare babies at your feet in diapers. This dress is considered one of the most unique, or we can say, unattractive wedding gowns ever created.

Flaming Red Hot

This wedding is incredibly exciting and full of energy! The bride will surely look stunning in her fiery red dress on her special day. As she walks down the aisle, her dress’ train will create a striking visual with red and orange hues swirling around her. Perhaps these vibrant colors symbolize the passionate love shared between the couple, represented by the flames printed on the train. It’s also possible that the flames on the race car the groom arrived in captured her attention and led her to choose this particular dress. Let’s just hope that this isn’t a sign of potential problems in their relationship down the road.

When Bakers Marry

Weddings can be quite expensive, especially when it comes to the dress and the cake. One creative idea is to merge these two elements together. Not only does it serve as a great conversation starter, but it also adds a unique touch to your special day. Imagine your guests chatting as they enjoy pastries from your dress. And of course, the cake cutting ceremony would be unforgettable. The couple in question opted for a dress made of 20 pounds of cream puffs, saving on the tuxedo rental. The groom even complemented the bride’s delicious attire by wearing full chef attire.

Flash From The Past

This satin and lace dress is a complete flash from the past, popular well throughout the 1990s. While, many brides of the time sought to wear poofed sleeves and gauntlets or gloves, this dress takes it to the limit. Maybe it’s the veil that really puts it over the top. How about choosing which poof you want to accent instead of going overboard to add every white accent in the craft store. To be completely honest with full disclosure, supermodel Cindy Crawford did not really wear this to her own personal wedding. It was the one she wore in the movie Labyrinth.

Late For The 76ers Game

This wedding is all about a sporty vibe. The bride appears to be squeezing in her wedding amidst sporting events, so hopefully she won’t be tardy. In case she is, she can effortlessly ditch the skirt and veil, switch her heels for sneakers, and be all set to join the game. No need for any elaborate adjustments, making it a truly pleasant gown to wear. This unique wedding dress is centered around the theme of sports, with the skirt and veil seemingly resembling makeshift additions from curtains.

Not-So Camouflaged

What bride and groom? Do you see anything here? It may be full camouflage, but she’s far from hidden and never blends in with her surroundings anyway. Reality show star Mama June seen here with Sugar Bear from Here comes Honey Boo Boo, doesn’t like to be understated. That’s putting it mildly. There was no worry of going unnoticed at her wedding vows renewal in 2012 especially with the accent of hunter safety orange set against the camo-clad bridal party. One little belle did seem to stand out, though, in her pink and orange tulle dress. And, the silk flower-look colorful bridal bouquet also stood out. Though, the bride did wear a traditional veil.

God Bless America

The wedding vows are set to begin with the phrase, “I promise loyalty.” It leaves one to ponder whether the marriage certificate will echo the United States Constitution, complete with a formal signing by the bride and groom akin to a personalized “John Hancock.” She seems to take pride in her American heritage, acknowledging her freedom, or perhaps she is aiming to exude enough patriotism to ace her citizenship exam. Adorned in the colors of the American flag – stars and stripes, red, white, and blue – she incorporates them into her wedding attire. Perhaps fireworks will illuminate the reception, though not necessarily to commemorate her independence.

Lollipops And Orange Swirls

While their wedding might fulfill their dreams, it seems as if they have emerged from the whimsical worlds of “Alice in Wonderland” or Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. Typically associated with caution and safety vests, the color orange is an unusual choice for such a special occasion as a wedding. Nevertheless, they look delightful, and guests are sure to be enticed by their wedding cake. With her strikingly tall crown, it is evident that the groom sees her as a queen in some aspect. It is apparent that orange is their preferred color. Perhaps the groom could consider opting for something other than a baseball cap during the ceremony.

Used Cupcake Liners

Are they cupcake wrappers, drooping flower petals, or the edging of the tables at the reception? While each of these items serves a specific function, none were designed to be transformed into a complete wedding gown. The skirt strongly resembles a collection of flattened cupcake liners sewn together. At most, it gives the impression of someone sitting on a table, awaiting the start of the reception. Even if one chooses the route of incorporating a dash of romance by interpreting them as flower petals, the essence of the design seems to have been diluted in the process.

Snuggled Safely

What could be the reason behind this bride’s hidden posture? Despite this, she appears serene, wrapped securely in a gown that covers her completely, with only her face exposed. The imagery may evoke thoughts of a cocoon or a butterfly about to emerge from its protective chrysalis. In reality, this unique gown, created in 1965, drew inspiration from Russian nesting dolls. Perhaps, as she proceeds down the aisle, her bridal party will emerge one by one, gradually decreasing in size like the nested dolls, unveiling themselves from beneath her gown.

Shower Cap Bride

The bride seems to be confined within a porcelain tub, with only her lower body visible. It is puzzling whether she is having her hair treated or preparing for a swim. The standout feature of her wedding outfit is a conspicuous bathing cap with a chin strap. Adorned with layers of voluminous fabric, the dress should impart a sense of freedom and lightness, but paradoxically, it envelops her upper body tightly in satin, making her seemingly trapped.

For the Catty Bride

Maybe this bride is flaunting her playful side by opting for Hello Kitty-themed dresses. The decision seems straightforward: Do you prefer princess pink or pastel baby blue? Both exude a southern belle charm, calling for white gloves and a large bonnet. Perhaps these dresses would be more fitting for bridesmaids or flower girls. However, would anyone choose to dress their closest friends in such attire? Undoubtedly, the bride will shine as elegant, if not notably sophisticated, amidst dresses showcasing pastels and the iconic Hello Kitty character. This choice of attire might be deliberately made to set the bride apart.

A Touch Of Tentacles

Be cautious! Has Ursula ensnared the essence and transformed the real mermaid into a bride? The sole distinction between this wedding gown and the outfit worn by the Disney Villain is that this one is white. Yet, akin to the malevolent sea witch, the tentacles are present, and the bride can even manipulate them as she elegantly moves down the aisle to approach her partner, or rather her groom. He can only pray that she isn’t scheming to cast a lifelong enchantment to dominate him. Nonetheless, that might be the only way he will agree to marry her upon witnessing his bride approaching to meet him dressed in this attire.

Pineapple Or Duck?

Is it a white pineapple or a duck with down feathers? That’s for you to decide. Will this bride’s outfit make guests crave reception food or leave them astonished. Either way, most grooms probably wouldn’t want to see this approach as they are about to make a major commitment. And hey, does the dress have pockets or is that extra white fluff adding to its bulkiness? At least it’s demure with its high neckline. But, think about what kind of headpiece would complement this unusual tropical fruit or bird-inspired ensemble.

Bermuda Boys

Are the groomsmen wearing Bermuda shorts included with this dress? Perhaps they are considered part of the ensemble, but wearing this dress may give the impression of being accompanied by admirers. Without the flower-bearing male attendants, the dress would likely stand out due to the large veil that gives the impression of the bride being caught in a tornado-like windstorm just before making her way down the aisle. The rest of the gown seems to have been assembled from various pieces, resembling a mix-and-match style pulled from the bride’s wardrobe.

Fierce

At times, the distinction between confidence and a striking appearance that captures notice can be delicate. This bride possibly exudes authority, yet her outfit features hints of angelic tulle wings cascading from the shoulders and train. This wedding gown is anything but discreet or subdued, making a strong, attention-grabbing declaration that demands all focus on the bride. Failure to do so may result in fear, as the entire ensemble, including the dress and hat, conveys a message of being wary of the one in control. If nothing else, her entrance down the aisle will be formidable and imposing.

Cheerleader

Hooray! You’ve got this! Let’s go, wedding team! Is she playing the role of the bride or a cheerleader offering support and enthusiasm for the wedding? It’s possible she may have had some hesitations about the event and could benefit from a morale boost. All she needs now are her pom poms, as she is dressed up for a major event. It’s hard to say what stands out most: her playful, short, and puffed skirt; the pink, daring top; or the excessive jewelry and makeup that seem more suited for a different occasion. A touch of delicate pearls or diamonds could have transformed her cheerleading attire into a truly stunning bridal look.

Tee-Peed

Has someone been pranked with tee-pee? At a time of toilet paper scarcity during a pandemic, this gown may seem extravagant. However, most brides might view it more as a honeymoon outfit, or may not consider wearing it at all. The bride seems to be enveloped in a full roll of tissue or paper towels delicately swirled to cover her most private areas. The veil gives the impression of cascading white streams, as if her front yard had been tee-peed. At least she isn’t starting her big day under a dark cloud.

And All That Jazz

The early blossoming of the Magnolias this year has led to unusually large blooms adorning a remarkably scanty wedding gown. It appears as though the bride might either be aiming for a glamorous look reminiscent of “Puttin’ on the Ritz” or has mistakenly mixed up a jazz singer competition outfit with her wedding attire. Adding a skirt to this dress, which appears to be predominantly a single large white flower with a collar and a hat, could potentially enhance its appearance. The flower design seems to be expanding with each step she takes down the aisle, raising doubts about whether there is a skirt at all or if she is actually wearing shorts. It would be advisable for someone to advise her that the shoes do not match the overall theme.

Umbrella Bride

You might have heard the saying about rain on your wedding day, suggesting that it is connected to luck. Is this considered good fortune? Alternatively, perhaps she thought ahead by bringing her own tent to guarantee seating at the reception. In any case, this bride is ready with a veil reminiscent of an umbrella that appears to be emerging from the base of an overturned flower pot atop her head. Despite the large tent-like veil, the rest of her outfit seems to hold promise on its own. However, it appears to be a bit snug as it wraps closely around her figure from head to toe.

Something Blue

The tradition suggests incorporating “something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue” into a bride’s ensemble. However, this particular bride has taken the “something blue” element to a new level by featuring it prominently in her gown and veil, rather than subtly as a hidden accessory like a garter. The dress stands out with its southern belle-style floral skirt in a non-traditional color, and the bride is pictured wearing a blue-tinted beekeeper hood. While these bold choices make the dress unique, one can only hope that the groom won’t feel disheartened when he sees her walking towards him on their wedding day.

Casting Shadows of Doubt

If there is a foreboding sign, it appears to be present for this bride. This gown could symbolize a haunting encounter with death even before exchanging vows. While many brides experience pre-wedding jitters, this particular bride seems overwhelmed by doubt, projecting a sense of darkness over her normally joyous occasion. The attire is far from traditional purity, with a lengthy black veil that hinders her movement as she tries to proceed down the aisle.

A Bit Tipsy

This scenario showcases why wedding day toasts are typically done after the ceremony. It seems that the bride may have indulged in too much champagne, resulting in a slightly tipsy demeanor. Alternatively, she could be feeling euphoric on her special day. The ethereal dress, feather-like boa, and flowing white decorations create a dreamy aesthetic. Additionally, it appears she has her bouquet wrapped around her waist. Despite the dress’s light and airy look, the groom appears to be assisting her to stay upright.

Party Decoration Dress

It appears that someone went all-out with the decor for the wedding reception and transformed their dress into a festive party favor. The dress resembles a combination of a paper flower party decoration and a paper lantern, possibly aiming for both designs. Alternatively, it could be a way to camouflage a recently gained midsection before the wedding. Modesty is not a concern with this gown, as it gives the impression of effortlessly popping out of a garment bag. Even the headpiece follows the theme with its pop-up paper flower decoration style.

Hoop Skirt Bride

She’s ahead of schedule with the poolside party games set for the reception. Clearly, this bride is the champion of the hula hoop competition. Normally, a hoop under a dress adds volume to the skirt, but in this case, it seems like it might be used to keep the skirt lifted to prevent tripping. It’s also possible that she’s concealing the flower girl in her skirt. Whatever the intention behind this gown’s design, it doesn’t enhance any body shape. The oversized top doesn’t complement the bride’s look either.

A Bit Mousy

It is time to click the right button to cancel this wedding gown. Perhaps whoever dons this white attire adorned with mouse accessories should practice separating work from personal life. This gown brings a modern touch by featuring a group of white computer mice attached to the upper portion. However, there seems to be a disconnect as these accessories resemble bars of white soap or oversized white mints. The bride attempts to compensate by shortening the front hemline, but it fails to divert attention from the bulky collection of white computer mice at the top.

It’s A Ruff Life

Perhaps she aims to coordinate with her groom’s tuxedo collar, or it’s possible that there is a deeper significance to her choice of dress. This bride appears to be sitting above a ruff, a white ruffled collar reminiscent of the Elizabethan era. Is she mimicking a paper fold-out wedding bell, or has she simply indulged in experimenting with the art of napkin folding? Regardless of the motivation, there will be no need to hire an accordion player for the reception as her dress, with its numerous accordion-style folds, will serve that purpose well. At the very least, she can continue distributing cloth napkins to her guests throughout the evening.

Long Train Coming

Before making assumptions, think about the numerous advantages of having such a lengthy train on your wedding gown. It’s possible that the bride wishes to prolong her special day or include everyone in the wedding party by having guests hold up parts of the train. Additionally, from a practical standpoint, the dress could double as a tablecloth during the meal with guests gathered around it.

Fairy Godmother Guffaw

In the Disney film Sleeping Beauty, there is a scene where the fairy godmothers attempt to make a dress for the girl, which seems to resemble this outfit. It raises questions as to why the wedding gown is pink and if it is meant for a second wedding. Additionally, why does the skirt of the dress start at the knees, resembling a tightly fitted suit? Another puzzling aspect is why it appears as if she has been encased in thick white elastic. The oversized hat atop the dress might have been an effort to conceal any imperfections.

It’s No Snow Job

Would you like to construct a snowman or perhaps a snow bride instead? This bride appears as if she has recently been rolled into three pristine white snowballs decorated with white flowers. Let’s hope that their wedding is not merely a deceptive ploy to trick us into believing they are truly married. One pressing query remains – where are the bride’s arms? Will she need to be rolled down the aisle? The groom is also dressed in white boots, prepared for any kind of weather. However, what is he grasping in his hand, and could he have made an effort to dress up a bit more instead of wearing a partially unzipped white jumpsuit?

Life-Sized Bridal Cake

This dress may stand out as an exception to the unattractive ones. Nonetheless, it would be challenging to find someone who wouldn’t find it slightly unsettling to have a wedding cake crafted to resemble the bride in a life-sized manner, even if the resemblance is quite accurate. The cake does have a few distinctive features that may lead one to ponder whether the bride coincidentally encountered someone who looked like them and wore a similar dress that happened to be recreated as a cake on her wedding day. And let’s face it, who would truly want to slice into that and eat it? Let’s be honest.

Furry Veil

Could it be fake fur or a modern take on Elvira’s style? It’s possible she’s aiming for a snow queen look. Perhaps she’s surrounded by a group of white cats in a circle. The fur display seems oddly juxtaposed with the sheer veil and dress it’s meant to complement. The white bouquet adds some cohesion, but they, along with the manicure, shouldn’t be the main focal points of a wedding gown. If the theory about the cats is accurate, let’s hope they remain calm and don’t disrupt the ceremony by wandering off or startling the guests.

Parachute Bride

Discussing the concept of risk, this bride seems prepared to embark on the significant journey of marriage. While skydiving may seem like a less daunting task in comparison, ensuring that her extravagant wedding dress does not obstruct her path down the aisle among amazed onlookers could pose a considerable challenge. Should she hypothetically choose to take the literal leap from an airplane, there is no cause for concern, as the voluminous layers of her dress would provide ample buoyancy for an extended duration. Alternatively, she may already be experiencing profound happiness, akin to being on cloud nine, as her embellished gown exudes a dreamlike quality reminiscent of a floating cloud.

Choose One – Poof Or Pearls

This dress is anything but subtle. It follows the trend of exaggeration prevalent during this period. The bouquet is notably large as well. While the embellishments on the dress are reminiscent of the styles seen in the 1980s or 1990s, the bride must decide between the extravagant puffy headpiece resembling a bird’s feathers or the dangling pearls resembling a chin strap. Choosing both may not create an appealing look. Additionally, the bows placed on the shoulders should also be noted.

Spread Your Feathers

The concept may have initially emerged from a desire to inject a burst of color into an originally simple, white, and modest bridal gown. As the dress was adorned with a touch of purple, blue, and yellow flowers, it seems that things escalated unexpectedly, transforming the ensemble into a peacock-inspired creation. Interestingly, it is typically the male peacock that unfurls its feathers to dazzle and court the female bird’s attention. Here, however, the bride’s bouquet is abundant with plumes resembling a grand exhibition of feathers, giving her the appearance of a peacock elegantly making its way down the aisle towards its potential partner.

Bridal Bouquet

There is no necessity for a bouquet for this bride, as she herself is the embodiment of a bouquet. It could even be said that she appears to be blending into the red carpet that was placed to mark the path leading her to her groom at the aisle. Despite her choice to create a full botanical arrangement with red roses, she displayed a sense of style and grace by incorporating a touch of white to complement the overall appearance. On her wedding day, the sight of a bride in white, even if it is just a fur wrap around her shoulders, holds a certain charm.

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